Guess who just wrote a complete comic book for a class in less than a week? That's right, ME. The Book's about a time-traveling experiment that goes "abnormal" They end up creating a miniature planet that ages fluently just like earth. Problem is, the internal half-life is set at 2 seconds, so the planet evaporates in their hands, but when they try it again, they get zapped to the mesozoic era of the mini-planet. After escaping hordes of dinosaurs, surviving an asteroid strike, and using the raw power of Mentos, they create a paradox that results in ripping the fabric of space and time and enlarging it into a planet in close orbit of earth, the size of mercury. The scientists return to earth after naming it "Ferfalta", showering in scientific research funding and attending Harvard, They soon learn that the planet's age is a mere 1/1000th of earth, meaning that the planet will only age as long as 4,000,000 years, so what do they do? They set Virgin Galactic space shuttles on route to Ferfalta and turn it into a petting zoo. whoo! damn. Was that elaborate or what?

Oh, and to the owner of a yellow Hummer H2, you're parked on top of 3 people.